File for unemployment…😒
Scour the streets of New York City in search of just the right neighborhood bartending job.
Draw a cartoon and caption it. Post it. It better be funny.
Write a blog post. Post it. This one doesn’t count.
Read someone else’s blog post and leave a comment. Try not to embarrass yourself this time.
Go for a jog around the reservoir. Say hi to the geese. And while you’re at it go ahead and do 34 squats and 34 push-ups.
Organize your desk god dammit. You’re paying for a two bedroom. Go in there and use it.
Change Mac’s litter.
Laundry? I guess so. Damn. Better get going.