Month: August 2010

Fast hands

So for a while now, I’ve had a blog crush on this funny little vampire ninja from way over there in Latinolandia USA somewhere. Her blog is called Red Means Go and this post about her hands on experience in the porn industry is sure to have you begging for more. (Pornuendo.)

Here’s a little sneak peak for all you voyeurs out there.

“Heather: This week we are interviewing all potential actors for a reality tv show for Fuck Me Enterprises (fictitious name obviously). This will sort of be like The Real World but with actual televised sex. Are you okay with that?

Me: How much did you say this paid?

Heather: $20.00 bux an hour cash. Eight hour days with lunch included.

She had me at lunch.”